Radar Drop

Best advice yet… Danke!

This just in. From Ingo:

i herd,, (i am, therefor, I herd) as a cheep herder.

Holy greased bicycle chain batman, this roadie is taken the trip, without leaving his room,
or was it the s’rooms.

A motor cycle, trip I hope, or with the old banana seat, schwinner.

Some advice from the man from uncle,

1. Lose the watches, any sense of real time will produce an immediate psychosis.

2. Pay the AAA yearly plan, once the rattlesnakes and scorpions have blown out the tires for the fourth time call AAA, what do they know, between the two of them they have four wheels.

3. Tatoos, lots of them, esp on the face, like tyson, and a bandanna, when they are passed on route 66, by 120 dikes on bikes, they re in

4. A mascot, something to id them with, try putting barbie dolls in the spokes,

5. Wear a yellow jersey, and speak french. when they get to the rockies, ask the babe in the diner if those are the Pyrri-kness.

6. Serious sponsership, put adverstising on there shirts, get therir e-mail printed on the shirts.
Architects 4 OBAMA, building change, call them

7. Get a parent, father, perhaps, to trail them as a parts and supply car, keep it off camera at all times

8. Think BIG, Call the networks for a potential reality show, at least get a no. Sponsership of 20,000 was obtained for a reality plot, get this: one artist starts in lower manhattan, the other in San Fran, with only their paint and drawing supp;ies, $100 and their creative wits, each need to get to the other coast, the first one there gets the full monty, 20,000, and allows for a reality show.

9. BURNING MAN, google it

10. get a bag of Appel seeds, Green apples, as they ride, plant them along the way,
No more gas, American Indepence.

11. Get some little kids to jion them for a mile or two, in some towns on those tricked out trykes.

12. Two words: Riding BACK?

13. One word: Steriods! or Hammeriods

14. Sperm doner, Hey you do a trip like this after you have kids.

Keep in touch for some more pithy advice, from the cycle-meister.


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Good luck guys! Take it is as it comes and don’t focre it, don’t let pride overcome prudence. Make sure you enjoy the journey, take notes, reflect and keep people posted.

I’ll wish you well and send you off with my favorite Irish Prayer and Blessing:
May God give you…
For every storm, a rainbow,
For every tear, a smile,
For every care, a promise,
And a blessing in each trial.
For every problem life sends,
A faithful friend to share,
For every sigh, a sweet song,
And an answer for each prayer.


May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind always be at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
and rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

God speed my friends!

Comment by JJD II

Good luck Johnny! Don’t push to hard and just like when you were staying with us “let us know where you are!”

Love you,
Grandma D

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